The Perks of being 50

My wife turned 50 the other day. Don't tell here I told you. I sure am a lucky guy for having a great wife. Happy Birthday Tricia
The Perks of being 50
1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
3. You sing along with elevator music.
4. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
5. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
6. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
7. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
8. Things you buy now won't wear out.
9. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
12. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. You can't remember who sent you this list.